9 HILARIOUSLY BAD MICHAEL MYERS HALLOWEEN MASKS

The original Michael Myers mask used in “Halloween” was a William Shatner mask, painted white and slightly modified.  Nearly every Horror fan knows this. I have no idea what went wrong with the other masks below.
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Are you kidding me?  Did you even see the movie?  If you want to look like “Albino, Ginger Arsenio Hall” this is the mask for you.

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I think Hot Topic found a bunch of “Elderly Jay Leno” masks and tried to rebrand them as Michael Myers.

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Nice hair.  All I can imagine here is Michael Myers trying to blend in at a Disco.

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If you told people you were “Mime Tom Sizemore”, they would believe you.

 

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Rubie’s Costume Michael Myers Vinyl Mask

 

This one is actually great, if you want to look like “Zombie Nicolas Cage.”

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Paper Magic Michael Myers Promotional Mask

 

This one barely resembles a human face. But, when I look at it, all I hear is Cartman saying “What-Eva! I do what I want!”

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There isn’t even a hint of Michael Myers here. It looks like a truck ran over Danny McBride.

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You can tell they at least tried, but it just looks like “Monkey Myers.”

 

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Paper Magic 195882 Michael Myers Mask Child

 

WTF is with the blue lips? Michael Myers? More like, “Michael Cera with Hypothermia.”

 

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